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This is a pub game in which all competitors must choose a woman in the pub/bar/club to chase after and get there phone number. The girl must be ranked from 1 to 10 based on their looks. In order to make everything fair the lower the attractiveness of the woman a more ridiculous forfeit must be done ( Example a rank 4 woman you would have to get their number by making sexist comments to them) this is done on the idea that the less attractive a gal is the easier they are to pull as they dont get as much attention. the more unnatractive a woman is the more surreal and stupid the forfeit is. A Rank 1 woman would have to be pulled by being sexist, racist, arrogant and just a general twat whislt looking like they have wet themselves.

2) Manly Garlic-off

Take two ( or more) drunk people, give them 8 bulbs of garlic and then watch them try and eat them all in the name of proving who is the more manly. First person to take a drink loses and is forever labelled a woman.

3) Obese men dressed up in drag that is far too revealing.

This is not a good thign to see. Pray you never have to be a victim to this crime against humanity. Man thongs should not be sold to anyone weighing over 13 stone.

4) The Penis Game

The penis game. You go out to a very crowded public place, and someone starts saying penis. The next guy has to say it louder, until people give you very odd looks.

5) The Pants Game

Take well known film titles and replace one word with the word pants.

Example:

Raiders of the last Pant ( raiders of the lost ark)
Star Pants ( Star Wars)

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44 Comments

Oct. 11, 2008 | 2:04 PM BrianEtrius says:

Better than the high school graduation party where you hit on a girl.........only to find out she was a student teacher at your school. *slap forehead*

Oct. 11, 2008 | 4:51 PM Tri-Nitro-Toluene responds:

Meh :P That wouldn't bother me *that* much.

Oct. 12, 2008 | 2:43 PM Der-Lowe says:

Pubs look like fun!

Oct. 12, 2008 | 3:52 PM Tri-Nitro-Toluene responds:

They are teh awesome.

Oct. 12, 2008 | 3:09 PM RobotTaco says:

Oh man, I wanna play!

Oct. 12, 2008 | 3:36 PM SevenSeize says:

LOL you crazy uk peoplesz <3 <3

Oct. 12, 2008 | 3:51 PM Tri-Nitro-Toluene responds:

Come to Birmingham some time and I can show you exactly what fun and how crazy we can be ; )

Oct. 17, 2008 | 9:39 AM Der-Lowe says:

Now that you are a wealthy industrialist, how's the surplus-value extraction going?

Oct. 17, 2008 | 7:10 PM MissingNYC says:

you should check and american english pub... then compare

Oct. 18, 2008 | 4:49 AM Tri-Nitro-Toluene responds:

TO THE AIRPORT!

Oct. 19, 2008 | 1:09 PM BrianEtrius says:

The penis game. You go out to a very crowded public place, and someone starts saying penis. The next guy has to say it louder, until people give you very odd looks.

Oct. 25, 2008 | 3:39 PM aninjaman says:

I've played number 4 not drunk

Oct. 29, 2008 | 2:25 PM BananaBreadMuffin says:

You so blatantly stole the penis game from dick & dom in da bungalow's bogeys

Oct. 30, 2008 | 6:40 PM Tri-Nitro-Toluene responds:

I did not make it up. I only refer to what has been seen.

Nov. 2, 2008 | 12:01 AM SevenSeize says:

HAYAAAAAYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!! <3 <3 <3

Nov. 3, 2008 | 3:52 PM Tri-Nitro-Toluene responds:

<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3

to you too my dear = )

Nov. 7, 2008 | 4:30 AM ashfrupt says:

fuck you son of a bitch.

Nov. 7, 2008 | 6:06 AM Tri-Nitro-Toluene responds:

Awwwww is the ickle baby upset about the ban?

Nov. 9, 2008 | 3:09 PM Kevin says:

I play the "The Thigh Game" Which is basically the same thing as the pants game.

i.e. Open your eyes, the truth is all thighs (Open your eyes, the truth is all lies)

Thighoshock (Bioshock)

Nov. 14, 2008 | 6:09 PM MissingNYC says:

you should get drunk while tripping on acid... you would see so much more... trust me

Nov. 30, 2008 | 3:06 PM EYEL0VEPOOZY says:

no one gives a shit >:(

Dec. 2, 2008 | 10:19 AM Tri-Nitro-Toluene responds:

You make me want to cut myself...I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY!

Dec. 2, 2008 | 5:00 PM Lorkas says:

When did you become a mod?

Dec. 7, 2008 | 6:27 AM Tri-Nitro-Toluene responds:

A while back can't recall the exact date.

Dec. 11, 2008 | 6:29 AM RogueSoul says:

OMG the penis game is awesome! LoL.... We play it at the movies ^^

Dec. 26, 2008 | 5:09 PM mwmike says:

I played the penis game in a library when I was about nine with my brother. Very funny.

Dec. 27, 2008 | 5:49 PM RKthrilla says:

who are you?

Dec. 28, 2008 | 3:57 AM Tri-Nitro-Toluene responds:

Hi there, my name is steven, I'm 19. My alias is Tri-Nitro-toluene and I'm a forum mod on the NG BBS.

Dec. 27, 2008 | 5:50 PM RKthrilla says:

Also penis game from last year near a cop and a bunch of men in suits lol http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/liste n/142875

Dec. 28, 2008 | 3:57 AM Tri-Nitro-Toluene responds:

That;s rather amusing to say the least :P

Dec. 30, 2008 | 7:23 PM GuitarSmuggler says:

The penis game is fun, especially in churches

Dec. 31, 2008 | 9:37 AM andhination says:

Penis game is better as bogies.

Jan. 7, 2009 | 2:27 PM LampFace says:

Grrr

Jan. 12, 2009 | 9:59 PM Ismael92 says:

I know I'm late, but you have to admit that Pants Wars is way better.

Jan. 14, 2009 | 7:14 PM Prinzy2 says:

Penis!

Jan. 19, 2009 | 8:54 AM Der-Lowe says:

TEH FEDORA!!!!!!!!!!!! =D

Feb. 8, 2009 | 6:51 AM MissingNYC says:

you should get drunk... then take some acid... wooo

Feb. 10, 2009 | 6:45 PM Smidly says:

YOUR A FAG FAGGER FAG SHIT BALLS COCK

Feb. 21, 2009 | 3:58 AM MissingNYC says:

and me posting while fucked up

Mar. 3, 2009 | 4:47 PM Der-Lowe says:

QUIERO 32!

Mar. 9, 2009 | 10:43 AM Der-Lowe says:

WAS IT JUST A DREEEEEAM JUST A DREAAAAAAAM
CAUSE IT WAS REAL TO MEEEEEEEEEE

Mar. 21, 2009 | 9:19 AM SupraAddict says:

I admit, I've played the penis game before

Mar. 21, 2009 | 4:37 PM Wrinkles says:

I've never heard of you 'till today.

Is that a good thing?

Mar. 21, 2009 | 5:30 PM Tri-Nitro-Toluene responds:

Yes, yes it is.

Mar. 26, 2009 | 2:49 PM FatKidWitAJetPak says:

WOH. Hey cool a mod has my song in their favorites. :D :D :D

Mar. 30, 2009 | 8:29 AM SuperSuperKLC says:

help me with my homework. Thanks.

Mar. 30, 2009 | 11:59 AM Tri-Nitro-Toluene responds:

I am not your personal tutor.

Apr. 1, 2009 | 9:21 AM Der-Lowe says:

FEDORAS GO AGAINST THE ETHICAL CODE OF THE CHINESE DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC >=(

Apr. 1, 2009 | 4:58 PM Tri-Nitro-Toluene responds:

Shit! Please don't report me...

Apr. 15, 2009 | 6:14 PM andhination says:

Give me your hat.

>:(

May. 4, 2009 | 2:05 PM Der-Lowe says:

I has funner games than u.

May. 23, 2009 | 5:19 AM Sinitech says:

I've played the penis game.

I've also done the manly garlic-off, except usually with other things, such as hot sauce and cinnamon. Garlic has been used, however.

Jun. 3, 2009 | 7:05 AM Victory says:

Politics student, eh

Assess the accountability of the legislature

Jul. 1, 2009 | 3:24 PM BrianEtrius says:

How about a new news post?

Jul. 13, 2009 | 4:11 PM Tri-Nitro-Toluene responds:

When I have soemthing new and interesting to say sure :P

Jul. 2, 2009 | 4:30 AM mo4form says:

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