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<To be updated as and when I find soemthing interesting to put here>
1) Shiny Shiny Barmaid
This is a pub game in which all competitors must choose a woman in the pub/bar/club to chase after and get there phone number. The girl must be ranked from 1 to 10 based on their looks. In order to make everything fair the lower the attractiveness of the woman a more ridiculous forfeit must be done ( Example a rank 4 woman you would have to get their number by making sexist comments to them) this is done on the idea that the less attractive a gal is the easier they are to pull as they dont get as much attention. the more unnatractive a woman is the more surreal and stupid the forfeit is. A Rank 1 woman would have to be pulled by being sexist, racist, arrogant and just a general twat whislt looking like they have wet themselves.
2) Manly Garlic-off
Take two ( or more) drunk people, give them 8 bulbs of garlic and then watch them try and eat them all in the name of proving who is the more manly. First person to take a drink loses and is forever labelled a woman.
3) Obese men dressed up in drag that is far too revealing.
This is not a good thign to see. Pray you never have to be a victim to this crime against humanity. Man thongs should not be sold to anyone weighing over 13 stone.
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