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Things I've witnessed when drunk

Posted by Tri-Nitro-Toluene Oct. 11, 2008 @ 12:30 PM EDT

<To be updated as and when I find soemthing interesting to put here>

1) Shiny Shiny Barmaid

This is a pub game in which all competitors must choose a woman in the pub/bar/club to chase after and get there phone number. The girl must be ranked from 1 to 10 based on their looks. In order to make everything fair the lower the attractiveness of the woman a more ridiculous forfeit must be done ( Example a rank 4 woman you would have to get their number by making sexist comments to them) this is done on the idea that the less attractive a gal is the easier they are to pull as they dont get as much attention. the more unnatractive a woman is the more surreal and stupid the forfeit is. A Rank 1 woman would have to be pulled by being sexist, racist, arrogant and just a general twat whislt looking like they have wet themselves.

2) Manly Garlic-off

Take two ( or more) drunk people, give them 8 bulbs of garlic and then watch them try and eat them all in the name of proving who is the more manly. First person to take a drink loses and is forever labelled a woman.

3) Obese men dressed up in drag that is far too revealing.

This is not a good thign to see. Pray you never have to be a victim to this crime against humanity. Man thongs should not be sold to anyone weighing over 13 stone.

4) The Penis Game

The penis game. You go out to a very crowded public place, and someone starts saying penis. The next guy has to say it louder, until people give you very odd looks.

5) The Pants Game

Take well known film titles and replace one word with the word pants.

Example:

Raiders of the last Pant ( raiders of the lost ark)
Star Pants ( Star Wars)

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